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10 02, 2015

Overtures, Epics, Herding Cats – The Mind of Ryan Sloan

By |February 10th, 2015|Categories: Articles, eciov|Tags: , , , , , , |

Welcome to my altered state of reality. Don’t worry; there are no purple skies, random giant penguins, or dogs on bicycles. The dogs just drive trucks and cook hamsters. The world you’re about to enter is the direct result of replacing Ritalin with Mountain Dew, chlorine for a wrestling mat, and Michael Jackson for Metallica. My Name is Ryan Sloan. I specialize in all things music, wrestling, and burritos. For the purposes of eciov, however, I will focus on the amazing world of music. You will f [...]

6 02, 2015

I Was Told There’d Be Fish

By |February 6th, 2015|Categories: Articles, eciov|Tags: , |

Honestly, I hate fish and pretty much all types of seafood. I'm more of a "groundfood" kind of guy -- you know the stuff, it either grew out of or walked on top of the ground. Yeah, that's my jam. I also like jam and I suppose that qualifies as groundfood because it's either made from some fresh fruit or (and probably more likely) made from corn syrup and other stuff like artificial flavors. Anyways, back to the fish. I was told there'd be fish. Josh didn't actually tell me there would be any fi [...]